The economic acceptance ability of the other party, proper can but.
The chapter 3 lover breaks up dinner party instruction
In addition to both parties Article 14 of anyone can be being apart from the dining table one meter distance to stay and wait but be free from this regulation to control.
Article 15 is agreed by both parties, can speak about both parties' feelings quarrel history, but the contents should not is too incendiary and especially disallows to take color son.
The 16th dinner party is agreed by both parties, can drink the aqua of implying the ether;But don't promote bottle etc. to usually pretend to be the container of weapon involved in murder.For example drinking beer had better listen to something to pack.
Article 17 doesn't promote a western meal-knife and fork to have no eye!
Article 18 is agreed by both parties, can shoot to be like, photograph, portrait, signature and present a gift with each other.
The 19th dinner party time doesn't do inflexible rule, is freely controled by both parties.
Chapter 4 management and direct
Article 20's breaking up both parties is managing their own the performance circumstances that inspect the other party to this regulation at the same time very much.
Article 21 in addition to break up anyones out of both parties to all have the performance circumstance that the power direct breaks up both parties to this regulation;Getting stripe in both parties' antinomy could appear publicly to interfere with, but can not breach the relevant law, laws of the Earth republic while being bloody.
Chapter 5 punishes
Article 22 not agrees with to match anyone who break up the dinner party condition to take part in dinner party, any one parties all have right in both parties it bum out dinner party, the responsibility is undertaken by the other party, but can not breach the relevant law, laws of the Earth republic.
Article 23 any one party discovers that the other party breaches this regulation, there is right leaving, the responsibility is undertaken by the other party.
In addition to breaking up both parties Article 24 of anyone once discovering the dinner party contains any bloody trace, there is right adopting necessary measure, but can not breach the relevant law, laws of the Earth republic.
Chapter 6 bylaws
The 25th origin regulation doesn't encourage to pass to break up dinner party to attain a friendly purpose.
Article 26 owing to the complexity broken up and solid sex, this regulation still at perfect in, welcoming everyone has been already broken up and is breaking up, preparing to break up to put forward to increase or decrease a modification opinion with the person of great virtue person with ideals and integrity who hasn't broken up.
The 27th dinner party committee the reservation is to the end explanation right of this regulation.
PS:According to know, half the life and rainy day son will become the first lovers that breaks up under 《the lover breaks up a dinner party management regulation 》 , the dinner party committee will increase or decrease to modify the regulation according to the actual performance circumstance.Then, this news agency and several news organizations will make whole citieses to report to this process.But concrete time and location still in the middle of discussing.
-The Earth republic news office
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1515 to fly on board girl's toilet
A man sits on the luxurious jumbo jet of one most advanced set, suddenly belly acute pain, have loose bowels but all man the appropriation toilet is all full.But he really could not contained any more, hence please with stewardess, let him use girl's toilet.
The stewardess has a little difficult, but still promise to let him go to up, also really worry again and again hand over to treat him don't touch any thing, finish pulling belly to come out at once.
Hence he a burst of fluster go in girl's toilet.After he finishes pulling, the facial expression is a burst of easy …discover that there are three buttons by the side of the toilet writes Zhao HW, HA and ATR respectively, he is very curious;Want the so advanced toilet definitely has what special place, but think of the stewardess' reiteration KK again.However, is still very curious, hence pressed the 1st to write the knob of Zhao HW ……
Yi!Unexpectedly the jet sweeps the hot water of fart fart from the Hou noodles.Is excellent!It is idea of HotWater.
He wishes, true high class!Hurriedly see the 2nd knob …write Zhao HA should be HotAir Luo!Deliver slowly hot breeze after pressing knob indeed as expected.
Is really interesting!!That is the 3rd to write Zhao ATR exactly is what mean?
Hence he presses third knob ……suddenly a burst of acute pain ……$@#&!*, Two eyes delivered a black faint in the past ……
When he wakes up already at the hospital, Ms. nurse's complexion dignifiedly sees Zhao, he says:Sir, you are awake!This is your xx, I put it at your pillow side, hope that you restrain the grief!
"!My xx!……!Meeting how so?"
He shouts loudly:"Am not I going to the stool?How can and so?"
Sir, stewardess says that your mistake touched ATR knob, that was AutomaticTamponRemover=health cotton automatically pull out a machine
A spool of joke brocade gathers the language sentence that chapter 1516 QQ requests an attestation
Chat and verify by examination identity one pass on OICQ, the future language it may be said all sorts of strange things, multifarious, full of wit and humour, its the joy is endless.Record several examples now, can share with netizen.
The first, pet name Q to knock on door:
For the first time, the reason keep spirit strong ground, Q:open the door, I am a police!Check building!
Fall in love:(very vigilance ground brush-off)sorry, have already searched to make?
For the second time, mouth hardly: Q:little useless talk, open the door!
Fall in love:(firmly)sorry, please produce a certificate!
For the third time, change to recruit: Q:leveret darling, guard a gate to open!
Fall in love:(anxiously)children, run quickly ah, the big ash wolf came!
For the fourth time, and then change a to recruit: Q:sesame, sesame, open the door!
Fall in love:(resolutely)sorry, have no treasure to hide here, please leave!
Fifth time:the tone become pitiful Xi Xi: Q:elder sister, the outside is much too cold, let me come in!
Fall in love:(the heart is too soft), that is all right, however, person in the house is many, don't talk indiscriminately!Finally be let go, grow to give a sigh, come in of the first words BE: Q:alas, into the felling of house really good, good warmth ah!
The second, pet name K:
For the first time, sound out sex ground: K:must be 38 years old above?
Fall in love:(smile ground)you haven't arrived 38 years old?
For the second time, have hope ground: K:I am at the right moment 37 years old, can?
Fall in love:(intentionally and resolutely)do not go!
For the third time, interrogative ground: K:why?
Fall in love:(think that he is to know perfectly well past ask)do not you know?This is because of liking to chat with mature person!
For the fourth time, don't understand ground: K: differ 1 year old not mature?
Fall in love:(determinedly)I am a person to have much of a principle!
For the fifth time, archly: K:bother you to order for a while renew good?
Fall in love:(do not understand ground)have what problem?Later on order for a while K personal elucidation , after renewing, discover that the age has already become 39 years old.
Fall in love:(smile)admire, you grew up too quickly?!
For the sixth time, pretend truly be willing to ground: K:for the sake of your demand but development!Deliver to Article 7 right away again later on,www.headphones-fashion.com, this time really have a little truly be willing to of flavor: K:if I have a 39-year-old in the mind, can?Finally pass.
The third, call G:
For the first time, inquiry ground: G:why must be 38 years old above?
Fall in love:(keep white ground)the life is a book, I like to read to be thick.
For the second time, satisfiedly: G:I am 40 years old this year, you think enough thick?
Fall in love:(affirmation ground, but again doubt ground)enough thick, but is the contents abundant?
For the third time, more satisfiedly: G:abundant pole, someone livings of true meaning, have the poetry painting the righteousness!
Fall in love:(test ground)there is sincerity?
For the fourth time, affirmation ground: G:have, that is its topic!
A spool of joke brocade gathers a domestic television of chapter 1517 ten big classic parts
1, Qin Shi huang
In this an act of the continuous play, Li Si's adult will be cut in half.He says to the son very calmly:"From now on dad
Any further not ability with together, you led long little Huang Gou to take a walk in the city gate."The executioner raises ghost
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