Her meeting
The woman has been worrying a future day, until she finds out a husband
The man never worries a future day, until he finds out a wife
The man getting married than don't get married of man's longevity, but get married of man but all want to die
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1141 proper**
On a law foundation knowledge lesson, the teacher says:"Is so-called proper to defend be make violent behavior to the person who violates you, shine on into the other party to get hurt of need not take up a law responsibility, but proper defend can not excessively, is also say that the other people want to harm you to what extent, you also can harm the other people to what extent.Say again in brief at 1:00, be:Other people how to you, you also how can to other people how."
Is burnt small to inquire about:"Teacher, if that someone**how do I do?"
A spool of joke brocade gathered the body of chapter 1142 his place son to give it
On the first, the pony saw his/her own university classmate small.
The pony then is already kept company with by small at the university ages, so, early not is the body of a son, naturally and then start air opinion everywhere** of wonderful felling, see small also not exception.
The pony asks:"How, Zhao Ge, now still Chu?"
Small is also a person who wants a face, the helpless oneself condition was limited, always could not found girl friend, talked more to not and up break the body of a son.But for the sake of the dignity and face of the maintenance itself, he after thinking in a short while, finally found out an answer.
Small happily says to the pony:"Certainly, **of the felling is just splendid."
Asking of pony doubt:"BE who younger sister's son of house?"
Small speaks proudly:"Being not other people is exactly a younger brother my own hand!I gave it the body of place son"
Say small satisfiedly tooks a look his/her own hand, but pony already vomit white Mo and lie across in the ground.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1143 foreigner and girl in Shandong(joke)
One day, a foreigner sees a Shandong girl grow pretty beautiful, want to steep her.Regrettable linguistic difficulties, again not pass translation to turn to reach, hence pass the most original language-signal to carry on bargain:
Foreigner:(Stretch out a finger, represent USD 100)
Girl in Shandong:(Is not dry, use words in Shandong)you are An rare Yao silver?(what person)
Foreigner:(Is understand, stretch out two fingers)
Girl in Shandong:(Agree)The An is your silver tonight
Foreigner:(Unfortunately didn't understand, thought still different idea, stretch out three fingers)
Girl in Shandong:(The pleased hopes an outside, generously)you don't be the silver to the An tonight!
Foreigner:(Think still different idea, heart a horizontal, stretch out four fingers)
Girl in Shandong:The Niang of An, you actually have a few silvers!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1144 to enter to pass in and out in the evening
One person half year go out city teacher to do business after getting married;Wife the next year born one boy after getting married, the boy asks a mother after more than ten years:"Daddy now where?"Mother answers in the certain place to go into business, the boy says:"I seek daddy and see him one side."
The mother answers:"Is also good, the father and son should see side."
Hence arrived city teacher to look for a father, in the huge but have no an is his dad of, suddenly see a monk, the boy lowers the head and then does obeisance, the monk says:"Why did you do obeisance me?"
The boy says:"You are my daddy."
The monk says:"I ain't your dad."The male kid says:"I recognize you, when I am in the Niang belly see much of you enter to pass in and out in the evening, that the appearance being baldheaded is you."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1145 to prepare to produce a period
The Red Cross center holds prenatal period academic chair for unwed mother, lesson remaining time,beats by dre studio hd, was responsible for White's madam and the unwed mothers of academic chair to chat.
"Young lady, your prepare to produce to expect is several numbers?"
"April 5."
"There that young lady?"
"The doctor says to is also April 5."
"What a coincidence!Is the young lady who just went out also April 5?"
"I think be not, that company outing she didn't go."
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1146 innocent rabbit
Village one person is specially henpecked, a day and wife fight, the wife grasped his face up a lot of nail scars.Come outside village what person smile to ask him how to come, this person humorously says:"I mow wheat in the farmland and grasp a rabbit in cornfield, I mention before the face want to have a look it is male is mother, suddenly after the rabbit feet disorderly Deng, grasp my face so.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the flavor of chapter 1147 semen
This story takes place in October, last year a top-grade university in the United States in.In the classroom of biology, the professor is explaining in detail there is the glucose of very high proportion in the semen.A girl's frosh raises hand to ask question:"If I comprehend right, is your meaning it it that should be sweet?"
The "to!" professor answers that and prepare and add some datas.That girl raises hand to ask again:"That why isn't its eating sweet?"?
The Hou of a burst of dead Ji, whole class joke, and the girl of that wretchedness eventually the Wu comprehend that he or she by accident say what, the bulge gets red in the face and pickeds up lesson originally, a words didn't also say and came out classroom.However when she is coming out a door, the professor's response is just really classic!He answered that question:"Its eating isn't sweet, that because the taste that feels sweet flavor is in the tip of the tongue, isn't the throat in Hou noodles."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1148 to ask a woman why want a divorce?
Ask a woman why want a divorce?
＂ Because of I F through hold tight his hold!＂
Ask a man why want a divorce?
The ＂ has already touched clear her inside situation because of me!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1149 high tide
There was a simpleton marrying for a long time formerly, still don't know the husband and wife's way, his wife is very displeased, have to active of come to teach him to carry on Mr. Zhou's gift.The simpleton first time tastes sweetener, he is very excited, surprisingly say:Is really marvellous, my small bird incredibly can drill into your belly inside.Wife again teach he how to take out send, a burst of after exercising, proper high tide approach, the simpleton shouts loudly:Mess!The small bird wants to urinate, I can in no way urinate on you.He hurriedly springs up and sees a cuckoldry underneath, but he more and in astonishment shouts a way:What, her underneath was incredibly broken a hole by my Chuo, also bloodshed!The simpleton puts on clothing and hurriedly goes out, he runs to next door tailor house and ask tailor to come home an inside to sew cuckoldry below well, otherwise, also bleed.The tailor laughs behind one's backs simpleton stupidly can, take advantage of an opportunity to want**his wife, wife's high tide hasn't drawn off and at the right moment became a good matter with him at this time.The tailor does finished, come out to say to the simpleton:I already sew good, you go to lo lo quickly!The simpleton after going in saw denounces openly:Is damned, I make him take thread to sew up, he incredibly is used a paste paste to up settle a dispute.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1150 joss-stick to kiss for sale, the price talks personally
A luxurious hotel door outside put a brand:
"The joss-stick kisses for sale, the price talks personally."
There is a stranger walking to come in to ask receptionist very curiously:
"Young lady, price of establish, from time of long-last come to estimate, still from kiss of depth to classify?"
"Sir, you misunderstood, we with kiss of position to estimate."
The text chapter 1151~1200 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:02:40 chapter word numbers:50508
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1151 old man and daughter-in-law
Words say an old widower, Xin, a Chinese family name pain bitterness of pull a son to pull out to grow up, also begged for a daughter-in-law's son for son, see small pair Kou such as gum Qi, this old dad at don't know meat flavor the Hou has already moved any heart and just says not and very clearly for several years, it happened that have no
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