Light, Nu way"originally you always fool me with the cucumber!"
Husband also Nu way"mama of, haven't I asked your kid what is the row?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 8642 husband and wife to go to a hillside
2 husband and wife ride the bicycle of a pair of person to go out outing and ride a big ascent, the husband is panting and saying:"This ascent is really difficult to climb, dead tired I."
"The slope is too abrupt, if not that I have been holding a brake and perhaps and early slipped down."The wife wiped pair of sweat and said.
A spool of joke brocade's gathering the night bride of chapter 865 nuptial chamber has already taken off
The night of nuptial chamber, the bride has already taken off clothes to take to go to bed.
The bridegroom also took off the blouse, shirt and tie, but gotted to the place of shoes and then ranned into troublesome,
Because the shoelace solution doesn't open, more lane more connect together, the bride becomes nervous him to say:"Is really stupid,beats by dre studio hd, there is penknife there, with the knife cut off calculate!"
In order to understand if everything is satisfied, then eavesdrop in the next room, be to hear a bride to say so, then shout loudly the bride's mother:"Do not go, can not use knife."She separates a wall to say:"Tell him, Tu Shang's some salivas, go."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 866 is what make you thought of
It has been quick 40 years since a Ms. Wei and a football coach got married, she realizes the ball game the always first-class important matter to husband.
One day she is specially upset, take off but say:"The gram of Fu Lang, you ah, would rather mistake my burial rites be also going to see a ball game!"
The husband is very calm, answer a way:"Luo, Bo Ta, , exactly is what make you thought of, I will your burial rites Anne Pai at have the day of ball game?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 867 wife any further not breast augumentation
Wife has been complaining that his/her own chest develops it's not good, make money do breast augumentation surgical operation to the husband, the husband frequently persuades not to listen to and has to think that she says:"Home money isn't enough now, not the ability both sides injects at the same time, you first beat a part good?"
From now on, the wife didn't request a breast augumentation any further.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 868 village master to finish seeing an A slice empress
The village master returns to parental precepts to scold a wife after seeing finish an A slice,
The somebody else foreign woman handles affairs to put out strength to threaten, you elephant wood!
The time night has sexual intercourse, does the wife ask a village master to shout?
The village master says:Shout.
The wife makes an effort an of waists to stand and speaks out loud to yell:Village master caoB!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 869 wife to arise the result of husband's desire
There is a young wife, tell a bitterness to say to the doctor:"Matrimony just a year, the husband felt sick of to her."
"Is all right!"The doctor says:"I give° these medicine powders you, you secretly put it in coffee to make him drink, but must not use more, because the efficacy of medicine is very strong."
After three days, this wife came again and looked very excited.
"How?Still want 1 box?"
"Not!"This wife is to the doctor but the white:
"The effect is very good!My Sir jumped to get up right away after letting go of coffee and shelled my clothes light."
"-Is the effect so strong?"The doctor in astonishment says.
"However, is nerve-racking BE, we are ashamed to go to that coffee shop and go any further!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 870 cuckoldry moan voice
Old Huo both the husband and wife be all very not easy to treat kids asleep, then heartily pleased, because too excitement, the wife cannot helps but groaning:"I want to die ……"
This kind of strange voice waked up with a start children, but both the husband and wife didn't detect.The brothers a pair cans not help slightly and climbs to see actually, the elder brother slightly understands personnel and saw situation then and personally laugh secretly, but was discovered by the parents, the mother becomes angry from embarrassment, the Yang hand beat him one Zhang, the younger brother says to the elder brother at one side:"Is what a suck, mamas all want to die, you still smile!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 871 woman at compare to cover cup size
After finishing seeing a television breast augumentation an advertisement, the three women's chitchat rises respectively of chest.
The A female says:"I am exactly to advertise the woman who can not make the man control all alone whom the top says, say true words, my husband's two hands all control not to live, it is thus clear that I have much big."
The B female says:"This has what rare?I that was all what I carried in childhood to twins' daughter, when they cried and sucked at breast I as long as untying blouse, milk son so hereafter on jilting, they could eat milk."
"Hey!This is really very sublime, "the C girl say:"However compare with me, also differ so at 1:00, my last time at loose river the road tunnel meet to want**one of my sex maniac, my brassieres all the draw down came, hence I make an effort the right milk toward him jilt in the past, beat him dizzy on the spot, even beating mouths is slanting!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 872, she isn't my wife
Was two to without previous arrangement buy telescope to the neighbor of buildings, a pair person respectively prosperous Kua ownly had better, you come I go to, fought like this.The A neighbor says:"Is recent I use this pay the telescope sees you of house, can clearly see you do what matter with your wife on the bed."B the neighbor return to way:"BE?If your telescope is really the best of, that should see know more, because that woman isn't my wife, but is yours ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 873 the husband and wife face**make[the author recommend]
Escaped convict from be jailed a jail to escape for 15 years.He intruded into a private house to look for food and money, but discovered a rightness of young husband and wife on the bed.
Hence, he order the bed in husband, and bind him on the chair.Then he binds a wife on the bed again, and grew ground to kiss her neck, then walked into a toilet.
When the escaped convict is in the toilet, the husband says to the wife:"Listen to, this person must be an escaped convict, as long as see his clothes knowing.He definitely too long on time in jail, a lot of years of have never seen a woman, kiss the appearance of your neck to see from he come out.If he wants to go to bed with you, never resist, don't complaint, according to he says of do, no matter how he devastate you, all want to satisfy his request.He must be very dangerous, if he gets mad, may all kill we.You must stand, baby, I love you."
The wife says:"He didn't kiss my neck, but in a soft voice talked in my ear.He tells me that he is homosexuality, and he feels that you are lovely, also ask me the home to have Vaseline.I tell him in the toilet.You must stand, baby, I also love you.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 874**of disaster
Some village a small group in Henan goes out a part-time job, the one family send off.The old father secretly gives an account:"Is silly boy to go out don't make a mess of in the outside behind, particularly woman, carefully infect by venereal disease!It will give us the village to bring the calamitous, the whole village human nature lives all control in your hand."The son doesn't understand that the ground asks:"Zha?"The old father says:"Is silly boy you to think!Once you got that disease, your daughter-in-law have to, once your daughter-in-law get, I have to, I a get, your Niang have to, your Niang a get, that village master have to, village master a have!Whole village person all over!"Son:"……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers your grandmothers of chapter 875s much big
Is a certain, cake store waiter strong face up take a palm to print to return to a store inside.Clear ask him:"Face how ascend to get wounded in action?"
Strong say:"A female kid said her grandmother's birthday yesterday, I sent cake in the past, but I didn't know her the milk was how old.So ask a fair visitor door ……the result was beaten a slap by the customer ……"
Ask clearly:"Customer how can so?"
Strong say:"Do not know ……I ask customer, are your grandmothers much big?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 876 to unbutton
A young age beauty wears a close fitting skirt to want up the bus, because of the skirt too tightly lift not rise leg come but can not get on the car, hence she stealthily stretched hand to untie a button of behind
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